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"Pie with Pirates"

Discussion in 'The United Pirates' started by Blind Tom the Pirate, Jun 15, 2017.

  1. Blind Tom the Pirate

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    Arrr, they called the night, "Pie with Pirates" at the 'o Shattered Skull Tavern, Skara Brae. A social event hosted by all the good folk who by their own words were, concerned about all the pirate activities up and down the coast. If, they thought, we invited these pirates to come and enjoy pie with us, and tell some fine pirate jokes, perhaps we can make them more friendly like!
    So, we come to Skara Brae, to the Shattered Skull Tavern, (apply named i'd say, har har), ans we drank a few pints wid the towns' people, ans we enjoyed the pies. They being tastee indeed. They was most hospitable, they were, and we did'nt kill a one of them landlubbers, *belches and farts*, as I was sayin' we were treated royally, and agreed we would enjoy hosting them to a ride on our ships 'o war, as we seach out our arch enemies, "The Dread Pirate Crews" that besmirch our good name as PIRATES!
    They agreed to go along one day in the near future.
    Our deepest thanks go out to our wench hostess, Miss Jaden Rain and her gang of Landlubbers in fair Skara Brae.
    Yers truly, Blind Tom the Pirate, UP
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